The Curious Incident of the man in Orange T-Shirt

In my 25 years of life, as I could recollect, there was never a time I planned on what to wear no matter where I go. There had been numerous occasions starting from my childhood where I had been mocked at or made fun of or even given a sarcastic compliment for the shirts I had been wearing for a long long time. Should I pat myself at the back for my extraordinary level of maintenance to have a shirt without any damage for so many years or should I look myself at the mirror and ask "Dude, are you growing or not?"

Okay. This blog is not about whether I've put on some weight or not. Its about this curious incident which leaves me thinking still. And for the first time, in all these years I make my decision about my attire. I've decided to spend a couple of minutes in front of the mirror, ask myself if this is a good dress to wear and then move out. Thanks to woman who opened my mind.

My wife and I were getting ready this morning to join our friends for lunch. Every time I open my wardrobe to pick my t-shirt for the day, the first one that hits my eye is this plain orange t-shirt. "Here goes the orange t-shirt again". That was my wife's first comment. Now guys! Wait a minute. Shes not the woman who opened my mind. Keep reading :)

And so we went for lunch and came back home. And then I had to attend my apartment's association meeting and then me and my wife had to go to the MORE. supermarket and make our routine grocery shopping.

Sorry for interrupting here but I got reminded of this fact about MORE. which my friend had shared with me. It means the Most Outstanding Retail Experience ends here ( symbolized by the full-stop ) For those who didn't know.

Back again ! As we were wandering around the floor and as always , I lost my wife in the crowd and was looking for her. That was when the curious incident happened. This is for all those guys with plain orange t-shirts, or plain green t-shirts ,etc. ( the list goes on) . I heard this unfamiliar voice from behind.

"Excuse me ! "

I turned around to see this lady with a big trolley filled with groceries. Do I know this woman? Nope. Certainly not. But still thought I should be a gentleman. So I gave a plain smile and said ,

"Yes ? "

"Where do I find the Tropicanas? "

That was the moment I got colour blind. That was the moment when I could see those guys wearing orange t-shirts all over the place. I was one of them . The only thing missing in my t-shirt was just the bloody MORE. logo.

"Eh.....Uh... You don't work here do you?"

" Nope I don't" . Is all I could say before I rushed to the payment counter, paid the bill, ran to the end of the store and called my wife to come join me.


MORAL : Never wear a plain orange t-shirt to MORE. or a plain green t-shirt to Nilgiris. Do the rest of the colour--> supermarket mapping to yourselves.



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What to Blog ?

Alright. I now have a blog page. My first blog which was just an introduction got me 6 comments ,5 follwers,4 mail responses, 3 chat messages , 2 SMSes leaving me with 1 question. What do I blog ? This has been my question since psycho junkyard got created. Fate or destiny, I now have a blog named this way. Everyday I think of what should be my next blog. My first idea was to write some psycho stuff as it would match with the blog name. Something I thought I can write pretty well after watching tons of those psycho movies. Multiple personalities, Aliens , Serial Killers, Vampires , Mutants and what not. In fact I did have one hell of a story in mind which I think I would write once I get into a fair touch.As of now I see myself hitting more backspaces than typing letters. Not sure if I can type a full story. So I leave it to the future. Thinking of the future , I also thought I should write a blog about 2012. Not the movie of course. I mean the reality. But then, I realized it would be a boring topic. And I am sure there a 1000 blogs/articles discussing about this endlessly. So I leave it aside. After all I am not too interested about the future. Getting back to the present... WHAT DO I BLOG ?

Thinking...

Still Thinking....

Zzzzzzzzz.........................
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Hey There...

Honestly, I am not very sure about how long this is gonna last. As of now, I see my keyboard wanting me to give it a typing test. So here I am, with my first attempt at blogging. Don't ask me why I named my blog psycho junkyard. My very first demotivation towards blogging started with blogger itself. Man!! I gotta say there are a gazillion bloggers online and everyone has taken up the names I wanted. I even got wierd to try the name "publicstaticvoidmain" , "abcdef" and guess what? ITS ALL TAKEN. Somethings really wrong with the world here. After 18 unavailable addresses, the first green light fell upon psycho-junkyard . For good or bad I am destined to have this blogger address. Am not sure whether it even fits to my long list of upcoming infinite, mindblowing (ahem!) blogs.I cannot clearly say what kind of blogs you could be expecting here. All I can say is what the Joker said to Harvey Dent . " I am just a mad dog chasing cars". Let me decide what to do when a catch one.

Thanks for your time . See you in the next blog. Not sure when its gonna happen. I assure you its definitely before the world ends. ;)
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